Is Bush Dead?

All weekend on the News I've been hearing stories about: "Is bin Laden Dead."

I wish he was dead. After five years it's hard to believe the incompetence that has failed to capture him (and now the efforts to blame Clinton for it!?). Forget Clinton. Why hasn't Bush caputured or killed this Major Terrorist? (and why is New Orleans still a mess and the World Trade Center site still a hole in the ground?)

I've decided: I think Bush is dead.

Maybe in the spirit of our News Media now covering stories that are not stories (like the idiot who Didn't Kill Pat Ramsy), maybe we should have a few weeks of stories about Bush being dead.

Lord knows, BNE, Bush Never Elected; so why can't he be dead too?

Maybe Bush is dead AND bin Laden is dead AND that guy who didn't kill Pat Ramsy is the only one left alive.